Crapazoid!

I was so trying to watch Grey's Anatomy last night. The girls and Bacon were playing and running around. Then with 10 minutes left, it was silent. I knew something was wrong. Gensen comes into the living room all panicy.

"Mom, Bacon just pooed on the floor and Olivia stepped in it!"

Now, if you know Olivia, if there was dog poo, or anykind of poo in a 20 mile radius that girl would step in it.

So I calmly go into the hall and there is turds there. I follow the grossed out sounds to my bedroom. There is shit EVERYWHERE! On my bed, flippin nasty!, on the carpet, scrunched up on the closet door. It looked like Vietnam with shit.

So I calmly get some toliet paper, in the process Gensen steps in it and freaks.

I get the biggest parts up and then get the Resolve. That stuff is my life saver. I am spraying and picking up clothes, I fling a sock and I didn't know there was poop on it and "SMACK" it hits the wall. Now the sock and shit are creapin down my wall.

At this point I am gettin quite pissed off. I have shit up to my eyeballs, Saige has toiliet paper trying to clean some. Olivia is still whining that she stepped in it, Gensen is scrubbing her foot, in my room(why, I don't ask why with that child), and I am still trying to figure out how in the hell shit got on my closet door and how I am going to get it out from under the door itself.

Finally I just yell to the older 2 to go to bed. I'm done. I had it.

So I finish cleaning the shit off of the wall, from under the door, as best as I could. (Glad I can't smell) And strip my bed.

Then Micah comes home. I tell him about it and then he said, "oh so you saw then where I threw up at last night."

"WHAT? It is 10:00 at night and you just now tell me you threw up in our ROOM!"

"Well I thought you would see it. "

So he shows me where he did it. It's clear, acidy stuff. I spray the hell out of that spot too.