Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I'm not ready....

I'm not ready for a teenager. Yep, Olivia is going to be 13 on Friday. I'm too young!!!

I'm not ready for the boys, the clothes she's just "gotta have Moooommmmm!" The almost 13 yr old trapped in a 16 yr old's body. I swear in a year she is going to have bigger boobs than me!

The random texts I get from random boys..."Waz up" "Elmo Rox" "Hey sweetie" I could go on.....I may have to change my cell #, I have told her repeatedly NOT TO GIVE MY CELL # OUT!!!! That is why we have a land line.....One night I got into it with a 12 yr old boy....

And last night I came home from Wal-Mart and she said she "accidently" got Nair on her arm. WTF she hasn't used Nair in a long F'n time! So I look closer and she NAIRED HER ARMS!!!! She "accidently" naired both arms up and down each arm! What is WRONG with these kids! Yeah, I can understand if you have an overload of nasty arm hair, but her's is BLOND!!!You can't even hardly see it. And what do I say to that! Do I get mad?..Do I tell her NEVER to do it again and let it go?....Do I throw the damn Nair out the front door? WTH!

I can feel the grey's coming in.......

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